true laxer

Stupid trend-following morons who simply play lacrosse because they think it makes them cool.

Man, that Johnny is such a true laxer! No wonder no one likes him!

by wrongo September 3, 2005

true laxer

A man or women who uterly enjoys the sport of lacrosse. Somone who lives for the sport, and all that he or she does is think of the gracefull activity. A laxer lives lax.

HE WHO PLAYS LACROSSE.. LIVES LACROSSE

Bring your lacrosse stick to a dance, waterpark, porta potty, french class, spanish class, get a detention for kissing it durring a classmates declamation, headmasters office when in trouble

anything

by John DePeters May 1, 2005

Hockey-Laxer

Usually a male, one who plays both hockey and lacrosse. These athletes are, in 99% of cases, better looking than any other athlete. (e.g. - basketball, baseball, soccer, etc.). Best partiers, known to have livers of steel.

Katie: Is Johnny really that hot?
Lucy: He must be, he's a hockey-laxer

by Anon hockey June 21, 2013

Sweet Laxer Brah

The Sweet Laxer Brah is a brah who is too cool for school because he plays the sweet lax. They usually wear a polo, a backwards hat with flo/flow coming out the end, and preppy shorts, and high tops.

- Did you see that lax player over there?
- yeh, why?
-cuz he's a sweet laxer brah.
-sick brah

by daspa2012 June 6, 2009

plainview laxer

A plainview laxer is not a normal laxer, plainview laxers are lacrosse player that earn everything. They aren't rich or extremely skillful but they work hard and fight for everything they want. Even though they don't always get the win they walk off the field every game with at least one thing they are proud of, they know that someone on the other team is in more pain than he was before the game.

Damn those plainview laxers are one nasty son of a bitch

by Biglax13 November 1, 2013

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

left lamer

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

by sulco March 19, 2004