1 definition by Anon hockey

Usually a male, one who plays both hockey and lacrosse. These athletes are, in 99% of cases, better looking than any other athlete. (e.g. - basketball, baseball, soccer, etc.). Best partiers, known to have livers of steel.
Katie: Is Johnny really that hot?
Lucy: He must be, he's a hockey-laxer
by Anon hockey June 21, 2013
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