Lawsowned

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.

Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"

by Galois September 14, 2011

Lawlology

The study and behavior of various forms of the internet acronym "lol".

"He says `lol` so much he must have a bachelor's degree in Lawlology!"

by slure11 & entrayer December 12, 2009

Lawkward

Adj.
1. Likeable but awkward person
2. Social grace of a slug... but a likeable slug

Pronounced- lawk•ward

The nerdy kid in school was very lawkward when he asked the prom queen on a date, so she said yes.

by Pepperw2 September 13, 2017

lakota ridge junior school

A preice of shit school that gives its children cardboard dipped in grease instead of pizza.

“Hey I go to Lakota ridge junior school”
“I’ll go ahead and call an ambulance now”

by Hecca boi May 29, 2018

Lawson

Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.

He is so Lawson.

Lawson is so cool.

You just pulled a Lawson.

by Law-superman December 27, 2016

Lawdogg

An additional option to all multiple choice questions. Choosing lawdogg means you do not agree with the options given.

Person1 - "Hey do you want to go to Mcdonalds or Burger King?"

Person2 - "Lawdogg"

Teacher - "What is 100 / 0"

Student - "Lawdogg"

by Lawdogg June 2, 2008

Hailey Lawson

She is the most beautiful girl in the world she makes my head spin I love her so much I'll do anything for her

Hailey Lawson is an angel

by Who mans is this😱 😜 January 11, 2017