launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk

(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.

by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022

Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.

"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Launch a Dook

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

by libohound May 6, 2009

launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

Launch a missile

"Launching a missile" means -taking a poo.

Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!

by Johnny badder December 10, 2015

launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007