launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk

(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.

launch by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022

Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.

"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"

Launch by anonymous November 22, 2023

Launch a Dook 

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

Launch a Dook by libohound May 6, 2009

launch a steamer 

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

launch a steamer by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

Launch the Poo Canoe by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

Launch a missile 

"Launching a missile" means -taking a poo.

Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!

Launch a missile by Johnny badder December 10, 2015

launch a torpedo 

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

launch a torpedo by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007