Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

daniel lawson

If all the queens in the world such as Ariana Grande, Beyoncé and Miranda Sings injected their fabulous blood into a rainbow, and sprinkled a magical unicorn on top

Daniel Lawson would be created!

Omg I love you outfit, you are soooooo Daniel Lawson in those shoes honey

by Daniel Grande October 27, 2014

Nicholas Charles Lawson

An absolute unit of a man, is THE thiccest man you will ever meet. also referred to as thiccy nikky.

"yo you see that Nicholas Charles Lawson over there."

"yeah i want me some of that."

by The White Gandhi September 13, 2019

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

Maggie Lawson

Girlfriend of actor James Roday. Actress. Currently stars as Juliet O'Hara on Psych. Born in Louisville, Kentucky Aug. 12, 1980. She is very pretty and has an adorable doggie named Tristin. She looks a lot like Alicia Silverstone.

James Roday and Maggie Lawson are an adorable couple!

by Crispenc September 30, 2009

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

Derwin Lawson

The God of Coding. The man with powerful wisdom and knowledge of programs and codes from the most popular website in the Universe, Code.org. He is also considered a Legendary PokeHawk that can be found wandering the Halls in the afternoon.

"I worship Daddy Derwin Lawson the Almighty god of coding. I worship him every night before I go to bed"

by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019