Lardium

The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.

The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.

by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008

Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

Lardification

The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight

Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist

by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021

larice

One of thee most amazzzing people you will ever meet.beautiful mysterious cunning charming seductive sweet kind hearted and one hell of a caretaker and caregiver.

Beautiful (Larice) is like the starsand northern lights in the sky.

by Beautifulnsweet December 22, 2016

Laudick Luck

The inherent luck of any Laudick. Essential to finding kick-ass parking spots and winning the lottery. Automatically comes with being born a Laudick.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn Homie, this is a good parking spot-- Laudick Luck!"

by evil nemo July 6, 2004

Landichos

1. Boobs; Breast; Tits
2. Big beautiful breast of a woman.

She has very nice "landichos".

by Dr.Raph February 28, 2008

larditating

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013