When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD April 23, 2006
Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.
I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.
awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
by tori666 February 02, 2009
The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.
by Look at Mike Hawk May 09, 2011
An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*
*lurv*
US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."
by Poetaetoe Face January 15, 2005
Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.
by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023
When a serbian man with a moustache invite you to sit on his lamp and then gently starts rocking you up and down
by Serbianfanboy July 21, 2023