Lapatunieus

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

by Bounga September 30, 2006

Lamadness

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.

Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.

by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Lapidot

Lapidot, aka best ship.
Lapidot is the ship between lapis and peridot from Steven universe.

Me: I love lapidot!
My sister: I know
My mom: I don't care
My dad: good for you.
My brother: e
My brother #2: what
My aunt: ok
My uncle: the hell
My one friend: RIGHT I LOVE IT T-

by Beastiewoof August 27, 2019

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Lamadia

Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.

Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o

by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017