Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Lamoni

By far the cutest girl you can meet! She can make you smile just by hearing her voice or seeing her beautiful face. She knows that she has looks but does not flaunt it or think highly of herself because of it. Finding good in everyone is her specialty. Making guys want her is an easy job.

Lamoni is such a cutie!

by Kyyoot August 20, 2011

Laboni

A sweet and adorable girl loves her family and friends. Usually enjoys art, gaming and all sorts of fun activities. Can be entertained with kittens and bunnies

She is so quirky and cute. She is definitely a Laboni

by Laboni's amazing big brother October 4, 2018