Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

sri lankan

Coolest,smartest, fastest sexiest, brown, damn pll alive. If you mess with us you get ur ass kicked biAtch.

Shiz yo that srilankan kicked all of our asses. Bitch Cum HERRE!!

by Fluffy November 20, 2004

sri lankan

If i ever find out who wrote this definition, im going to come inside your house , steal your car keys, and run over your goddamn poodle.

its poodle hunting season

by vectrex May 31, 2003

sri lankan

maddest cunts ever, located in dandenong, endeavour hills and glen waverley... dont fuck with us!!

by lankan playa July 4, 2003

Landman

A landman is the technical term for the highest grade of stupidity it is humanly possible to achieve.

Landman is often used when something incredibly stupid is done.

You stupid landman, why did you eat the cat?!
When did you become such a landman?

by KreutzOP May 6, 2014

Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

by Anonymous October 8, 2003