A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.
"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin
"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin
"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."
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It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl
Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl
Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
Her: I love you
Him: I love you too
Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful
(Bam! Girl language decoded)
Him: I love you too
Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful
(Bam! Girl language decoded)
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-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
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