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NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”
by landerkeif August 11, 2020
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Flat lander

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
Learn to drive, you flat lander!
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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Landsperger

When you flick a booger onto your wife.
Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.
by wiuwtt February 15, 2010
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Lander

A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.
girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"
by Cutie2014 March 22, 2023
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fa-landerist

someone who fa-landers too much
stop flirting with me you Fa-landerist
by QueenOfThaWorld July 7, 2010
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flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.
the flat landers are takeing over vermont
by hilltop henry March 26, 2003
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landers

A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.
Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!
by landboy August 22, 2011
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