Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

lampreyed

Being sucked off by an a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth (much like the eel like fish).

Tom just got lampreyed last night. His cock needed six stitches.

by Secretmoose June 6, 2018