lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

lumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.

by miamiheatonfire3 April 20, 2006

lampin'

To lay around and not do anything like a lamp. To chill. To relax.

I was just lampin' around yesterday not doing anything.

by eliteeagle April 23, 2009

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

Straight Lampin'

The act of hanging out or keeping it real in a sitution that provides no other equal or better oppurtunity

Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick

by Johnny Mexico July 31, 2006

cold lampin'

Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.

This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.

"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')

by HoWheels February 19, 2007

Lamkin

the act of pooing oneself unknowingly.

What's that smell? Oh man, I think Chris just lamkined himself again...Chris, do you need to use the little boy's room?" Chris: I don't think ...yup.. yes I do

by NJGroff April 29, 2011