Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.

That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!

by JuN10r July 4, 2006

Laid

To have a sexual moment usually with a girl or women of sexual attraction.

He got laid with the girl he met

The girl was on me last night I almost got laid

by Dogmanyoyo January 14, 2019

Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

by loz27 December 26, 2011

Laid

1. A physical way to relieve stress

2. A way to relieve stress

3. To have sex
4. Past tense of lay

1. I need to get laid
2. I laid down an egg
3. My friend got laid last night

by #LOVEqueen December 6, 2016

Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018

Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011

Laide

A french word meaning ugly (Zargh)

Zargh est laide

by anglomayo August 23, 2011