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lift my luggage

To firmly grasp and lift the testicles of the person you are anally penetrating.

Coined after prominent anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers hired a rentboy for a week long sex vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to "lift my luggage."
As he pounded my wrinkled old ass, Lucien reached around and started to lift my luggage, causing me to cry out "Hallelujah!"

Ghost Luggage 

Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.
Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.

Luggage rat 

Someone who lurks in your luggage. Sometimes invited. A kind of stowaway
“I wish I were going to Costa Rica with you Kendra :( “
“You can come as my luggage rat! ;) “
Luggage rat by Lil’ Marco December 22, 2018

lifting my luggage

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.

Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:

"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"

Luggage Nugget 

That guy at the airport who goes through all of your neatly folded luggage and throws it all back wrinkled and unfolded.
Yea, that Luggage Nugget over there went through my gear and taxed my gig hardcore cruster.
Luggage Nugget by SoDangles April 4, 2009
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