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Laretiando

Drinking, partying or doing ratchet activities in Laredo Texas
We were Laretiando all weekend long!
by El Mechanico October 7, 2020
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laret

to pull someone into something in annoying way like to influence
Yo dude sup?
Non just trynna laret Ted in football!
by JShadow September 21, 2022
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larret rag

Rag used to clean up the end product of male masturbation on a repet basis without the need to wash or dispose of. Usualy and old towl or t-shirt!
"Fuck man my mum washed my larret rag, ther was at least 9 months of jizz on it.... it was like my best friend!"
by J. Schmidt August 27, 2007
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larret

The act of having a vicious wank / masturbation session
"Im going to go have a larret"
by Lumpyferret July 2, 2007
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gangster labret

A labret piercing to the side of one's bottom lip instead of the traditional center.
Kasey's got a gangster labret!
by Innyn January 14, 2007
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Lauretta

a girl who appears to be bland and boring on the outside, but has a fun and spunky personality
That girl is such a Lauretta, she looks really plain but actually, she's a hoot!
by goldenbear735 January 14, 2016
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ladette

Popular British term to decribe a girl who, in answer to the male "lad culture" of the 1990's, bizarrely adopted the exact same behaviour as the men

they claimed to be reacting against - mainly drinking pints of lager, swearing and vomiting publicly, and watching football, all conducted with

exaggerated zeal. Interestingly, the behaviour of the ladette played into the hands of the lads, as not only did the ladette's alcohol consumption make

them easier pick up targets, the lads wouldn't have to switch off the football while they later had sex with them.

Popular and media friendly ladettes of the time were the likes of Zoe Ball and Sarah Cox, who counterpointed their frequent lad-mag bikini spreads with

bouts of public drunkeness, especially when there was paparazzi around too capture it.

The ladette tag was ultimately doomed to failure when the likes of Cat Deeley, Billie Piper, Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen jumped on the

bandwagon - established media whores, known principally for their looks - and the transition from Ladette to Spring Break Girls Gone Wild was

inevitable.

The interesting footnote is that the ladette arguably exists now more than they ever did at the height of their popularity ten years agp, only now

they're simply referred to more accurately as "drunk sluts out looking for cock", which had always been the case anyway.
Ladette: Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk, hee hee hee.
Group Of Men: Great, now we can all fuck you.

Ladette: Why didn't the guy in the black shirt try to score there?
Lad: Because he's the fucking referee you dumb slut, now shut up and suck on this.
by jpeterman July 12, 2006
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