kumquat

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!

kumquat by mibluvr13 May 18, 2005

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fist the kumquat

An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.

Also fisted, fisting.....

I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?

fist the kumquat by Ftk16 November 16, 2016

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A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.

Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.

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Look it’s a kumquat

Kumquat by Lloso July 5, 2018

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1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

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a crazy multi-colored haired skitz who is loud and likes to make a scene=

nicole-aww man look at what that crazt kt kumquat is doing!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!

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A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running

Kumquat by Unternym March 7, 2009

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