kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

kumquat

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!

by I<3PIE January 28, 2015

kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

kumquat

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy

Kumquat's a cool word

by Gojira December 29, 2003

kumquat

what's left on the sheets after sex

Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!

by momster64 July 16, 2008

kumquat

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008

kumquat

a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others

-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah

by humphappy August 15, 2007