kumquat 

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!

kumquat by toplulz March 2, 2014

Kumquat 

Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.

Kumquat by Skycralo June 28, 2019

kumquat 

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face

Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special

kumquat by Natashacampbell January 17, 2008

Kumquat 

older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls

She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone

Kumquat by popcorn12345678910 May 27, 2010

kumquat 

A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.

Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!

kumquat by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020

kumquat 

i love you

hayley: “kumquat”
sam: “ditto”

kumquat by Breenieweenie22 March 22, 2021

kumquat 

the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'

"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"

kumquat by bananalover69 April 21, 2010