Throughout the frigid winters of a time when Jim Crow laws were still in action, black people were not invited into warm restaurants, houses, hotels, and public buildings. They suffered a horrible life of cold, sickness, and boredom UNTIL ONE DAY they devised a way to eliminate these three problems that plagued their dark skinned lives.
These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.
This was before black people discovered fire.
These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.
This was before black people discovered fire.
by Professor of AfroAmerica July 14, 2009
Mom you got some major Krumps going on! Why thank you, it took a lot of food to get these beautiful Krumps.
by Macflynn February 23, 2013
The Krump is the non gender specific area from ones belly button, down and around to the top of ones ass crack.
by DJ Or Derb February 23, 2011
Much like breakdancing was a benchmark of inner city culture in the ’80s, a dance movement called krumping is creating its own subculture among teens in Los Angeles neighborhoods such as Compton, South Central, and Watts. Informed equally by hip-hop, African tribal rituals, pantomime and martial arts, krumping is a frenetic, hyper fast-paced dancing style. Dancers gather in school grounds, parking lots, and yards to perform and “battle dance” each other; participants are typically vocal opponents of violence, thus making the krumping scene an alternative to the gang wars that plague the areas where krumping is popular. Theatrical face paint is also worn by the dancers, which gives krumping its other moniker, “clowning”. While authentic krumping is fuelled by an intensity that would probably be found intimidating by most of mainstream America, we wouldn’t be surprised to at least see it find its way to other urban areas.
by bigash June 21, 2005
The most undignified, retarded form of 'dancing' that exists. Resembles the 'krumper' possibly being electrocuted, convulsing like an epileptic or just looking like a complete twat.
Krumping: Wear some over-sized clothes, crap jewellery and try and act like the biggest fuckwit imaginable, and you are on the krump bandwagon.
by Your common sense. July 16, 2007
A common word used by Ernies (Members of the website ernest-chan.webs.com) and Youtube Poop writers.
The word Krump is used to describe anyone who does not agree with "The Que of Life" that Ernest Chan members live by.
It is used by the Ernies as a pronoun, adjective, and verb depending on the situation set in the Ern story that the Ernie writes.
In Youtube Poop, Krump is used as a synonym for "Rape" as seen in "How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukkah".
The word Krump is used to describe anyone who does not agree with "The Que of Life" that Ernest Chan members live by.
It is used by the Ernies as a pronoun, adjective, and verb depending on the situation set in the Ern story that the Ernie writes.
In Youtube Poop, Krump is used as a synonym for "Rape" as seen in "How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukkah".
Ernest Chan:
"One day krumpy mother makes a disgusting casserole."
"Walking is for krumps, so he -steals- borrows an electric cart from walmart."
"Vincent krumps around Ernest's house."
Youtube Poop
"And when the child was in bed, he krumped the child." - How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukka
"One day krumpy mother makes a disgusting casserole."
"Walking is for krumps, so he -steals- borrows an electric cart from walmart."
"Vincent krumps around Ernest's house."
Youtube Poop
"And when the child was in bed, he krumped the child." - How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukka
by /Mod February 20, 2014
A type of dance pioneered and invented by the Cartoonz Family. You have to feel the music within you and it involves fast, seizure-like dancing resembling much like a African Tribe's war dance. It is NOT to be confused with clown dancing because they do not paint their face and have no lower body movement like clown dancers.
by bangz August 14, 2004