krutz

to act like a clown, or do stupid shit

Bobby "jimmy says hes gonnna jump off the roof!"
Mitch "What a fuckin KRUTZ!"

by imonthefritz December 23, 2008

Kruzeled

to have been coerced (against one's will) into getting drunk; to have enthusiastically made very bad, yet hilarious decisions as a result of having gotten so drunk; to have laughed at those bad decisions while getting kruzeled yet again

I was going out for just one drink but I woke up naked with a new tattoo and a person I'd never seen before. Damn, I just got kruzeled.

by gingerninjas October 15, 2013

Kruzi KnowNo

Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.

damnit! I cant belive that kruzi knowno of a boss fired me!

by Noodles September 7, 2003

kruzzt

The four-dimensional form of the two-dimensional "dust," from Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series. Found across the nation in humans and kruzztaceans alike.

1.) I wouldn't go to that party, it's going to be kruzzt.

2.) Wait, but Elena's sooo not kruzzt, she wouldn't do that.

3.) Stay away from that guy, he's a kruzztacean.

by pneudosym February 5, 2012

Kiid Kruze

Literally another way of saying G.O.A.T , on some rap shit

“I’m dirty Dan!”

“Well you can be Dirty Dan, I’ll be the Kiid Kruze”

by Lil pseudonym October 30, 2020

jebem ti kruh

The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".

Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"

by poke-nl January 10, 2019

kruhstaz

Kruhstaz pronounced kr-uh-stuhz is a word used by the playaz and the pawhustlas in Tulsa Ok to describe a person that wants to be one. Kruhstaz got this name because they purchase their "bling" in the machines by the door at the CiCis pizza buffet that despense the little plastic case with the ghetto jewelry inside. The machines are next to the ones with the sparkly stickers. Pawhustlas purchase the materials to construct their high quality bling at a midtown dollar general that used to be a Buds Grocery store. It takes hours to make but if you are ever at a Taco Bueno and you see a bright light from across the room its the pawhustlaz and the real Tulsa playaz in their shinny hand made bling eating chalupas....you know how they ROLL! -akc (spokeswoman for the pawhustlas)

Watch where you lookin Kruhstaz!!!

AND WHAT KRUHSTAZ ... THIS AINT NO CICIS!!!

All yall is such Kruhstaz!!!!

by anna August 3, 2004