The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".
Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
completely and totally crazy. Bizarre. Fantastic. Insane. A side effect of inserting "u" and "h" liberally into your speech. A kruhzy thing can be good or bad--it's all about context.
"I just won tickets to a concert!" "That's so kruhzy!"
"I have two papers to finish this morning before class." "Sounds pretty kruhzy..."
Kruhstaz pronounced kr-uh-stuhz is a word used by the playaz and the pawhustlas in Tulsa Ok to describe a person that wants to be one. Kruhstaz got this name because they purchase their "bling" in the machines by the door at the CiCis pizza buffet that despense the littleplasticcase with the ghetto jewelry inside. The machines are next to the ones with the sparkly stickers. Pawhustlas purchase the materials to construct their high quality bling at a midtown dollar general that used to be a Buds Grocery store. It takes hours to make but if you are ever at a Taco Bueno and you see a bright light from across the room its the pawhustlaz and the real Tulsa playaz in their shinny hand made bling eating chalupas....you know how they ROLL! -akc (spokeswoman for the pawhustlas)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"