Krogering

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.

by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010

Kroger

Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.

Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.

by Andrew Thompson 620 October 19, 2008

krogering

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.

by tranbny June 7, 2009

Kroger

(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.

This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.

"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."

This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.

by Marthakay March 31, 2007

Kroger

Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.

Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"

Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."

by Mr.Difter November 6, 2011

Kroger

A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.

"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"

by KrogerCatcher November 11, 2019

Kroger Feet

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.

Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.

by jsc4213 March 25, 2009