Kawk

1. Internet slang for Penis, derived from 'cock.'
2. An accidental misspelling of LAWL, often typed out when typing speed exceeds mental speed.

Me: lol, I just hit that guy in realm #46
Girl: KAWK
Me: LOL

by Fallen Snow February 23, 2009

kawkward

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD

You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!

by waterdude125 January 2, 2011

felix kranken

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

Krakpot

a crazy person

That guy is off his rocker, he's a krakpot.

by sindie December 1, 2010

Kranken Station

A gathering of people

Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.

by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 6, 2007

krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

by The Goochness November 29, 2010