Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Krakend

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.

Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.

by bookworm February 28, 2015

ice krae

The iciest mf on Earth, has the most and best drip on da block, just an all-around goat. Everyone wants him and wants to be him

Oh shit it’s Ice Krae, we are not worthy to be in his presence. I’m getting horny just looking at Ice Krae

by Dr.DaddyIssues October 28, 2020

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

kraepernicking

When someone acts like a douche for publicity, giving the appearance that they are standing up for something, when in actuality they are just a fraud.

Colin Kaepernick was kraepernicking by making a huge scene by kneeling for the national anthem and failing to show up to vote.

by Colin Kraepernick November 14, 2016

Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

by The Goochness November 29, 2010