You are not simply born with the name Kraig, but rather, you are given the name
based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with
dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their
hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back
of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and
make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin
your life).
based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with
dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their
hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back
of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and
make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin
your life).
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
by Bofar April 19, 2013
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Its 12:30 at night in your basic hotel.
Kriggy: STOM STOMP STOMP. TALK ON PHONE, TROUBLE OPENING DOOR, DROP BAGS, BOUNCING OFF WALLS DUE TO DRUNKENESS.
The next morning....
Dave: Did anyone else hear that kriggy last night?
Sam: He was so loud!
Rick: What a fucking ass.
Kriggy: STOM STOMP STOMP. TALK ON PHONE, TROUBLE OPENING DOOR, DROP BAGS, BOUNCING OFF WALLS DUE TO DRUNKENESS.
The next morning....
Dave: Did anyone else hear that kriggy last night?
Sam: He was so loud!
Rick: What a fucking ass.
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