Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 02, 2004

the force

Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can

Your face goes red and you get all sweaty

by assman November 17, 2003

booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004

skarmbliss

Call it Skarmbliss, BlissSkarm, Scarmory/Blisey, Metazord, METAKNIGHTDYNABLADE, fugly egg and metal chicken, this pocket monster is a threat to we Pokemon Trainers' lifes. When we meet Johto Pokemon, we also saw new techniques used by those new Pokemon. The RBY era of Speed and CHing was over. However, a new monster invaded our peaceful lifes - known as the mighty BlissSkarm. Some trainers, probably by illegal ways, tamed those beasts and used them in battles. The result was shocking - Nothing could stand in the way of that mighty Pokemon. But some Pokemon evolved to face with the deadly creature as well.

nub: OMFG NO SKARMBLISS
nub: i cant counter it

by Assman March 11, 2005

ballsdeep

Full penetration on a pussy or asshole

Dude, I went balls deep on that chick's ass I met last night at Denny's

by Assman August 24, 2003

tampi

A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!

SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?

by assman February 22, 2004

Bum

nothin better than a fine woman's "Bum", they make me happy in the pants (if u know what i mean)

that chick has a nice bum i sure would like to stick my willy in it.

by assman July 16, 2003