Kowalski Cult

The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.

"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."

by friendlywriter March 3, 2021

Kowalski Detail

Dropping a deuce on the driver seat of a convertible whose top is down. Performed while hanging your ass over the driver side door.

Fred gave that jerk's Miata a wicked Kowalski detail.

by Nimo and Kris November 20, 2007

kovaleski

an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.

oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).

by a sad sad turkey August 23, 2018

kowalski spaghetti

Something a gay person with he's username Gaztons created

KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI

by KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI January 4, 2019

Kowalski Analysis

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens

Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis

by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018

Dirty Kowalski

The sexual act of fingering someones ass and instead of performing the famous "Dirty Sanchez",which is wiping your finger across the others top lip,you wipe your figer across your own top lip.

Hey Tony,I was finger banging this girl in the ass last night, and I was so drunk,instead of giving her a "Dirt Sanchez", I gave myself a Dirty Kowalski"!It wasnt good!

by REO Speed Dealer January 15, 2008

Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018