kowalski

One of the most common Polish surnames (quite common also among Americans of Polish origin). Used to be the most typical surname, now holds second place (after Nowak).

The origin of the surname comes from word "kowal" what means blacksmith in Polish.

Used as an archetype of common citizen.
"Jan Kowalski" corresponds to "John Smith" in US.

Used in sample pictures of documents, credit cards etc. Often used in jokes.

by rgergverthe November 7, 2012

kowaled

Getting tricked by someone

Yo that nigga got kowaled
yo lets go kowal that nigga

by Game April 30, 2006

Kowalski Cult

Cult made by the penguin man exops that people salute the penguin kowalski in

Praise kowalski
Join Kowalski cult

by DrybonesYT March 3, 2021

mrs.kowalcyzk

A teacher that can get on some people’s nerves, but overall is a great teacher. She is really funny and knows a lot of good jokes. The most common one is the one from Lincoln Middle School.

Student: There is Mrs.Kowalcyzk!
Other student: Let’s hope you turned your math homework in!

by Common LMS student March 1, 2019

Kowai

1. (adj) Japanese word meaning scary or creepy.
2. (noun) Some guy who plays some online games. He can be scary, but is strangely sexy and studly.

1. That haunted house was kowai! Hold me~ ;,;

2. Kowai just killed everyone in PVP!!!

by anonymous November 22, 2004

Kowaii

Its means 'scary'. It's simple. It's not kawaii, meaning 'cute', it's 'SCARY'.
And it isn't a mispelling, either. In Japanese, they use syllables, so there's that extra 'ee' sound at the end. DEAL WITH IT. D:<

1. I glowered at the fangirl, and she ran away, screaming, "KOWAII!"

2. Godzilla is kowaii.

by Adexis November 13, 2006

Kowabunga Fap

The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."

Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.

by Nukeman June 15, 2010