Definitions by Nukeman

Kowabunga Fap 

The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."

Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.

Kowabunga Fap by Nukeman June 15, 2010

Fuzzy Pop Top 

Noun; when you put your pubes in a persons soda

I gave my girlfriend a Fuzzy Pop Top.

Fuzzy Pop Top by Nukeman October 19, 2007