captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

Dirty Kotecha

when a beautiful slutty girl shoves there vagina in there mouth and cums and the reciever puts it in her asshole

oh dear i had a dirty kotecha hoy

by rainbow unicorn1343 March 21, 2023

kotex cowboy

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

kotex mafia

1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. My fucking cunt bosses

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.

by Sterling Cox January 14, 2008

Kotenok

Kotenok comes from word kot

You can call people dear to your heart.
You can call it children, boyfriends and girlfriends.

Matthew, you are my kotenok forever.

Kotenok your kisses make my heart melt.

by miss nova December 29, 2011

kotel

The hebrew word for the Western Wall, located in Jerusalem, Israel. There is a wall seperating the women and men. Several tourists go every year to say visit. Though it is a Jewish place, several other religions also go to see it. Even people from around the world.

Susie went to Israel. The kotel was her favorite place htere.

by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008

koteka

koteka is a traditional mens underwear from papua, it is some kind of penis sheath. koteka is made from some kind of fruit of a plant called lagenaria sicceraria. the fruit is hollowed, and dried. the smaller koteka is used for working and the longer one is for ceremonial event. the fruit is tied to a stone to strecth it out so that they can grow very long.

nice koteka!!!!!

by ga'il September 29, 2013