Kool aid man

He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.

Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.

by How come I sleep with your wif May 11, 2022

Kool-Aid man

Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.

Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.

by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face

Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.

by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021

Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh’

The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man

by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

kool aid man

when a girl is on her rag and you go down on her

my girl turned me into the kool aid man last night

by fix it August 2, 2006