Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

Kobiee

Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.

Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.

by Princess Livs December 10, 2012

Knobis

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

by jibcheese January 21, 2017

Koogie

Somewhere where it is illegal to get touched

Hey bin dont touch my koogie

by DOOORBIS February 12, 2019

Kobi

Has an amazing personality, Can make every one laugh and like to put a smile on everyone's face even if Kobi can't put one on her own. Kobi enjoys doing dumb things, And will be put through things no one could imagine. Kobi is a stunning person and strong.

Kobi, Loyal, Loved, Strong, God

by Tupac185 July 22, 2009

kombi

A rear-engine, rear-wheel drive layout(RR) van produced by automotive company Volkswagen from the years 1950 through to 1979. They came in many different forms (T1a being the first model and T2c being the last) ranging from 2 seater "walk-through" panel vans to 9 seater passenger vehicles. The name kombi comes from the German word "Kombinationskraftwagen" (combination vehicle), i.e. both a passenger and a cargo vehicle combined) as the rear seats could be removed or added. The earlier models had a small, upright, air-cooled engine being notoriously unreliable whilst the later models adopted a larger horizontally opposed, air cooled engine which is well known to be easy to fix and hard to break. They are generally slow to accelerate as the focus in development was not on power, but on low-end torque which has tainted the vehicle with a "slow" image. This usually leads to idiots almost killing themselves in horrible accidents whilst trying to get in front of you even though you're doing twice the speed limit yourself (slow to accelerate but a properly rebuilt T2b engine can push 170km/h). Although synonymous with weed smoking hippies many of these vehicles are bought and restored by regular people for work, camping or to be customized with sound systems, air suspension, DVD players, LCD TVs, Gaming consoles, fold out beds due to the large cabin space and relatively easy wiring diagram.

I drive a Volkswagen kombi and I don't smoke weed or give a shit about the environment.

Did you see that kombi? It had a PS3 and 6 sub-woofers in it... It's still slow as hell though.

by thegoron April 20, 2009

Kobi

Kobi is a lively character who is very funny. He is a sporty person who has a determination to do well. Kobi is a nice and caring person, but has a wild side if he gets triggered. Kobi has a very intulectual brain but does not realise his full capability.

Max - Hi is Kobi around?
Tyrese - Nah sorry he's out.

by Kobswebs July 25, 2018