Kongitude

The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate

Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.

by thisisnoneofyourbusinness November 17, 2016

Kony Moment

Receiving 15 minutes of fame through committing terrible acts.

Originating from the Kony 2012 movement that highlights the actions of Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony.

Although this is currently massively popular it will disappear without a trace when the next "big cause" for people who like to "like" causes on facebook comes along.

Others that have or are experiencing a Kony moment are: *Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik
*Snooki
*Justin Bieber

by grogboy August 5, 2012

Konguru

A fobby male or female who just came to America and acts very shy. (K-Town)

The guy from the club was konguru which made him avoid everyone the whole night.

by Kiwilumps August 24, 2012

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

King Kong

(Verb)

To King Kong a joint (also known as Konging) is to smoke the whole joint down to the roach in one enthusiastic sitting. Usually you King Kong a joint with several of your closest friends.

Jack: Hey Callen should we smoke a joint tonight?
Callen: Only if we King Kong it.

by Baseless Whale March 14, 2021

hong kong protest

A peaceful protest in HongKong that started in June of 2019, that seeks to stop the extradition bill. The event is still ongoing, and the protest has turned violent due to the police doing violent acts that violate human rights.

Mark: Have you heard about what the police are doing against the protesters in the Hong kong protest.

by FreeHongKong October 2, 2019

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016