when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
see masturbate
by simon June 18, 2006

To Masturbate.
by John Detlor March 13, 2009

by eggydip June 11, 2004

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."
"Seriously ?"
"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."
"Ewww."
"Seriously ?"
"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."
"Ewww."
by Demarates July 9, 2007

by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011

Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TV character from the 1970's played by the actor Telly Savalas, who was completely bald
Some Guy#1 "Is that the Law up ahead? Hope they don't pull me over 'cos my tyres are like Kojak Radials!"
Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"
Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"
by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.
by JMC70 October 26, 2016
