Knocker

A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person

I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker

by ironicbliss August 05, 2011

Knocker

a single breast

ya mum has a knocker

by no body's body November 25, 2003

Knocker

A Jehovah's Witness. Comes from their tendency for door to door evangelism.

I was hoping to get some sleep before work, but I got woken up by some knockers who wanted to talk to me about their cult.

by GeoffreyG August 20, 2007

knockers

Undercover cop.

Bitch ass knockers always trying to search me but don't never find shit.

by Al of Baltimore May 20, 2010

knockers

Large forward facing appendages on the front of a woman or man whose mass is in excess of 180 Kilograms.

Oprah Winfrey has huge Knockers.
That 400 lb. guy's knocker rubbed
against me on the bus.

by Der Meister August 14, 2005

The Knocker

Similar to The Shocker, The Rocker, and The Spocker. Two in the pink, TEN IN THE STINK! May require help, but guaranteed to "knocker" out.

"Give her The Knocker?" "Grand idea. It'll kill her."

by Oblithiacry February 28, 2010

knockers

that dealie on the door at an old lady's house.

I grabbed that old lady's knockers hard and slammed them against the door.

by T-Bone May 12, 2004