Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010

Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)

(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."

by Crotcheola December 8, 2010

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

steak and knobber day

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

by Robert M Heil March 24, 2008

knobdog

Created by popping your old fella in a hot dog bun, decorating to your own specification, before placing the finished article on a suitably-sized plate (your mileage may vary), held at or around waist level; best offered to unsuspecting female friends and/or relatives. Onions/relish optional.

Steve: "Hey, nice knobdog! But dude - where's the mustard?"

by Evil Rob November 8, 2008

knobrot

Fungal infection of ones penis.

Pete was nullified because he got the Knobrot.

by CabbageClock August 24, 2003

knobjock

Some who enjoys riding cock. Commonly in reference to homosexuals.

OMG ian krynicki is such a knobjock.

by Batty January 29, 2005