knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 06, 2010

Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

by G. Dickel August 08, 2012

goblin knobs

nipples, could be male or female nipples

Peter just pulled down Nicole's shirt, I saw her goblin knobs and everything, that is so inappropriate in a nice neighborhood like this

by Devin Diaz January 20, 2008

Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

by Mateplz November 22, 2016