Kneeled Son

Best Fucking 1 Itemer to Ever play Runescape. Aka leader of doodooeyes

Woah! There's Kneeled Son, The beastly 1 itemer

by Kneeled Son July 1, 2009

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Kneeling Camel

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman who has sat on her knees leaning all the way back performing fellatio upside down her breasts resembling the humps of a camel.

and on the 8th day of his Reign, King tut was presented with the finest Greek Kneeling Camel, Her name deemed irrelevant

by Teebrowns May 5, 2015

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position. When a female kneels to give a guy head.

Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.

Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later

by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013

Kneeled

Replaces the word "Baked". When your so high, you just dont want to do anything but sit, thus, being Kneeled.

I smoked 6 bowls of white widow, and i was completely kneeled.

Yesterday, i hit up my friends vaporizer, smoked 3g's of dank with some friends and i was more kneeled than i had ever been before.

by TheClozetWizard August 7, 2010

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003