kneelesting

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.

"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.

by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

kneeler

someone who tends to masturbate mostly from the knees, usually on Linoleum or hard wood floors. this subject tends to have a sexual abuse history, stemming from an uncle getting knuckle deep into thier 9 yr old cornhole.

that dude's such a kneeler. i caught him kneeling and spanking it my neighbors flower bed the other day.

by ryan debloney September 7, 2005

Red Kneeler

Person who will do ANYTHING to advance in professional life.

Similar to a brown noser, where the nose of the person is up the superiors butt a Red Kneeler has sore knees from Felating the superiors to gain advancement.

Isabelle is completely incompetent, but because she's a red kneeler she gains advancement.

by The Non Kneeler September 16, 2010

kneeler

Someone who gets down on their knees and sits on their feet when they are masturbating to porn.

You could tell he was a kneeler by the rug burns on his knees and the stains on his thighs.

by Scotty O. September 7, 2005

Kneecole

Pussy, or a gaint twat, loves the cock

Quit playing with your Kneecole.

by swaggner January 25, 2011

kneedle

A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.

Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.

Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?

Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.

by archyis January 8, 2010

kneegles

a person to short to have calves. when someones legs are so short it looks like there knees stop at there ankles.

look at that midgets kneegles.

that womens so short she has kneegles.

by skotch69 January 16, 2009