old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

TFP Knockout

The sexiest creature to exist. The only one who can come close (but not close enough) is TFP Starscream

Me:I know I don't care about looks, but have you seen TFP Knockout, the sexiest creature to exist?!

by NightmareFoxy117YT November 10, 2019

Knacker Talc

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!

After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'

by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006

Knacker

An Irish slang term for a traveller

See that cunt there? Yeah he's a knacker and a half that lad

by Humorous Sombrero May 21, 2018

Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.

"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!

by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014

upstart knockoff

The upstart knockoff effect is when a character appears that closely resembles a pre-existing character. When this happens, the previous character appears less important.

Definition source: The anime Needless - Episode 5.

Come on then if you think you can take me on, you upstart knockoff

by anime watcher April 27, 2013

knockoff

(n.) knockoff - a copy of an original brand, often priced dramatically lower than an authentic. Commonly, the designs will have been altered a bit, or they will appear the exact same, but some small detail may prove they are not authentic.

"Woah, a Dior wallet for $40.00? That can't be possible."
"It isn't. See? The interior isn't leather, it's plastic. And the stitching is loose and falling apart. It's definitely a knockoff."

by Ulrika July 4, 2006