Kmart

Code word that is used to mean shopping for adult fetish or kinky items

Alex always bought his underwear at kmart

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019

kmart

a store that has been struggling also a store with clothing groceries and more

prestoninan went to kmart to get a pizza

by chicfi November 12, 2019

Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended

Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!

by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 2, 2020

Kmart

A nickname for someone who is hated by all, someone who is so unfunny and annoying there's a name for it

"We don't Call him Tyler anymore, call him T Kmart"
"You heard about J Kmart? He said something really offensive today"

by Target corp. February 10, 2022

Kmart sliders

During the 1980s, poorly made athletic shoes sold at Kmart, usually under the brand names of athletix, trax, or dynamax. The nickname sliders was derived from observing the less-fortunate kids who wore them in gym class, sliding all over the floor due to the poor quality of the soles.

Rodney missed school today because he slid into the bleachers and hit his head while playing floor hockey in gym class, likely as a result of wearing Kmart sliders.

by gus313 August 25, 2009

Kmart Kickers

A pair of shoes that were bought at Kmart. They are usually relatively cheap and crappy looking.

Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.

Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.

by Christina S. March 1, 2008