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Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.
Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."
by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016
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Konked

The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.
Kelsi is so konked rn”
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konked

Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.
If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.
by 1576 January 5, 2014
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Konked

Kom k e d
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you

means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or

Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"

"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"

"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"

"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)

"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)

"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"

"Hey,

You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"

"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019
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Kronked

The act of holding one's own and defeating an opponent. From Roy Kronk who did not falter under the defense attorney Mason, no matter how the defense tried to confuse him.
Someone tried to put one over one me but he got Kronked instead.
by KeysCoyote June 30, 2011
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Kronked

Man i'm so kronked.
by Tyler Betcher December 23, 2002
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klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large
Look at the size of that Klonker !
by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019
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