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Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018
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klafte

Yiddish for cunt. Yiddish slang vulgarity to describe a vagina or as an expression like "bitch".
She is truly a klafte. What a klafte!
by David Chase January 19, 2008
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Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
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Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."
by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012
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Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
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Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
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kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling
by Susan Robb June 14, 2009
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