To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
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Get the Cheeky Kofta mug.by David Chase January 19, 2008
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1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
Get the Klotzer mug.When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012
Get the Roger Klotz Syndrome mug.When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
Get the Kofta mug.Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
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