A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
Get the Klingon mug.1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 5, 2004
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A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
Get the klingon mug.1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006
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Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
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