soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.

Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.

by Willy B. August 19, 2006

Soup Kitchen

An orgy of homeless men in the back seat of a car.

Dude dirty joe and his boys just got done making a soup kitchen out of the back of my Prius!

by Cum Dumpster Dan69 August 8, 2010

soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

Soup Kitchen

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010

Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008