Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

by werelemming September 19, 2005

Kiplinged

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.

"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."

by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022

Mr Kipling

A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.

K1 N15 Bando - Straight to the cake like Mr Kipling

by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021

Kiplinger

Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.

Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.

by Warlord0515 April 27, 2009

Matt Koppinger

a total badass, a state of being (badass)

That guy went Matt Koppinger on his ass!

by thatguy94 March 5, 2009

Kipling Station

A Kipling Station is a consensual sexual act which consists of the penetrative partner inserting his penis into the receptive partner quickly after taking a running start.

It is named after a subway station in Toronto, Canada.

"Old Winston gave me a right Kipling Station last night! He really socked it to me!"

"I'm having trouble walking today. Last night, me and the husband went for a Kipling Station!"

by greyhound_2010 April 10, 2010

Kipling

The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.

My girlfriend got really drunk last night and gave me some Kipling.

by Keef Da Thief February 18, 2009