Kickstand

A kickass all-girl band that plays loud rock and metal, causing all men within hearing and seeing distance to get righteous kickstands.

"Hey man, those chicks in that band Kickstand GAVE me a kickstand."

"My girl loves to go with me to see that band Kickstand because it gives me a kickstand that lasts all night."

by Jolee Jashan August 23, 2011

Kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

by creep guy ie March 8, 2011

Kickstand

The motherfucking man.

Kickstand is the shit at biking yo.

by Big Gay Bubba February 27, 2005

Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

by Salty Goat Dog April 11, 2016