Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Karelly

The most amazing girl that you would ever meet. Her smile is the best thing in the world and whoever ends up with her will be the luckiest person in the world. She has a big heart and you can turn to her if anything. Her face is way to beautiful to keep your eyes off of. When she walks into the room you can feel the butterflies in your stomach. She has the most beautiful hair that would look good in anyway possible. If she dresses like a princess or just in sweats she will still be the most gorgeous girl in the room. She can’t wait to find the right guy and once she does it is over because she is mad loyal. She is just the best girl you will ever meet PERIOD!!!!

Karelly= amazing human being

by Real jigga March 4, 2019

Karen Gillan

Scottish actress best known for playing the character Amy Pond in the Nu Doctor Who series. Unlike many modern day actresses she is beautiful, talented, intelligent, and down to earth. She also challenges the sterotype that gingers are fugly.

Karen Gillan is the best thing to come out of Scotland in ages.

by coloneljackmustard October 26, 2011

Courtside Karen

Courtside Karen is a basketball term coined on February 1st 2021. It means any annoying ass bitch on the side of the court arguing with refs and or players.

Juliana Carlos is the original courtside Karen got kicked out of the Lakers vs Hawks game on the first day of black history month for being a dumb ass white bitch and trying to argue with Lebron James. MLk would have been proud.

by PleighboiRick February 1, 2021

Karen Crabtree

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.

Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.

by Deovol April 29, 2021

Banegas Karen

A short Hispanic girl who is emotionally unstable who emotionally hurts men in her life who cares about them. A false Christian who puts out. Not to smart. Lustful slut. Lying to avoid reality.

Never date a Banegas Karen. You will have months of heartache.

by KBR#91Slut July 6, 2022

A Karen Banegas

A short Hispanic girl who is so emotionally unstable and so self centered that she only cares about themselves and not the men that truly care about them. A lustful slut who paints themselves a Christian but in reality are flesh worshipping humanist.

I was in a terrible relationship with A Karen Banegas. She broke my heart and made me an alcoholic.

by KBR#91Slut July 6, 2022