kertard

Is a word to describe a fucker that is also considered to be a bastard.A fornicator from a single parent unmarried household, or a guy that is a prick who gets a lot of ass.Can be used to describe a selfish unpleasant fellow. The word is street slang thrown around by Eastern Market DC ballers .

That kertard should give up the rock, I was wide open.

by Joe Touchole November 20, 2007

kertina

The sexiest and best person you will ever know. If you think no one is better than you, think again because kertina definitely is. She is rich and a queen and should be respected.

Ouuu she’s such a Kertina because she’s so sexy and so much better than me.

by Rhjeowowjwbw November 21, 2021

kertrina

retarded bitch who is always laughing and eats a hell of a lot and is always joking around

dont go all kertrina on mee you bitchhh

by sam tekeste March 26, 2009

Kertu

A girl who is a little bit depressed but is happy at the same time. She usually is single and doesn't have a lot of friends. She is very trustworthy. She usually has a shit ton of scars.

Person 1: * is talking about her/his scars and is sad*
Person 2: You're acting like Kertu. It's scaring me a bit.

by Edp 445 February 18, 2018

kertruffle

A commotion caused by a misunderstanding that involves truffles and truffle-related things.

A kertruffle broke out between two warring clans over who gets to control the rights to the truffle mine.

by kirupa March 31, 2013

kertius

And dark skinned black guy who's usually muscular and has a very large penis and is good at sports and fighting.

Oh my god Kertius's boner is so sexy

by Jacob Tranz December 25, 2016

Kerthwapy

A movement in which the back of the hand is struck sharply against a persons chest. Also shouted when such an action is executed.

When a person does something stupid and/or annoying, a kerthwapy is the preferred method of correction.

by Sean Rose January 22, 2004